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My Aphorisms as Graphic Designs

I don’t believe in fairies

Don’t believe in Fairies Thumbnail

I don’t believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.

I don’t believe in fairies. Oops! Another fairy died.

Give me ASCII…

Give me ASCII or Give me Deaþ!

Give me ASCII or Give me Deaþ!

What do you mean by “WDYM”

What do you mean by “WDYM”

What do you mean by “WDYM”?

The American Lottery

All you need is a dollar

The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the dollar, but you can keep the dream.

chromatic’d!

Kiss me! My blog post got chromatic’d!

Kiss me! My blog post got chromatic’d!

Based on a true story. chromatic has been criticising other people’s blog posts on his use.perl.org journal, and when he did it for a feature I placed on my homepage, I decided to prepare this design to commemorate the occasion.

C++ supports Object Oriented Programming…

C++ supports OOP roughly as much as COBOL supports FP

C++ supports Object Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports Functional Programming.