The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it
A political satire about the situation that prevailed in the Israeli-Lebanese border. Lots of exits about mathematical logic, and a general critique of the irrationality guiding political bodies.
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Shlomi Fish's Humorous Creations
I very much enjoy humorous things and like to laugh or be amused a lot. Since I was 19 years old, I've also been creating my own funny pieces, and decided to put them on this web-site for everybody to see. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them, and still enjoy thinking about them. And if you're someone who likes to play poker a lot, I hope you can still spend some time with these funny pieces. Who knows? You might get a kick out of it too.
Large-scale Creations
"The Enemy" Series
This is a series of stories telling the whereabouts of the ex-Member of the Organization.
The Road to Heaven is Paved with Bad Intentions
The sequel to "The Enemy". The protagonist travels back in time and tries to prevent World War II.
The One with the Fountainhead
A two-part episode of Friends that parodies the book "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand. Note that I received input from one person who is not familiar with the show, yet enjoyed this work very much.
The Human Hacking Field Guide
A story about teenagers in Los Angeles, California, around 2005 who are dealing extensively with open-source development. An unlikely female software hacker (not a computer intruder) wannabe is getting tutored by an even more unlikely, but much more experienced, female software hacker.
Star Trek: We the Living Dead
My own invented episode of the new crop of Star Trek series. In this episode we discover the true essence of the Q Continuum, and some "Living Dead": conscious beings (including humans) who reportedly died, but actually were saved and still live a prosperous life elsewhere.
The Pope Died on Sunday
A description of an insane week in the life of a female American graphic artist. A typical Holywoodian story with not so Holywoodian elements. Work in progress, and available only in Hebrew for the time being.
Humanity
A parody about humanity and modern life in particular. Humanity describes a day in the life of a Semitic city circa 500 B.C. Work in progress.
The Blue Rabbit Log
Screenplays for a series of crazy comedy films parodying Fantasy Role-Playing Games. Join the band of Player Characters called "The Blue Rabbit Adventuring Company", as they journey in the imaginary world that was invented by the game master, and their struggles and encounters with monsters, the non-player characters, their players, and... the Game Master! (Muahahahahaha).
Work in progress.
Small-scale Creations
Collection of My Quotes and Aphorisms
A collection of funny or insightful bits and pieces I wrote and collected throughout the years.
Fortune Cookies Collection
A collection of files for the UNIX fortune program (that can also be read with a naked eye) that consist of several collections of funny or enlightening quotes.
Ways to Do It According to the Programming Languages of the World
Take the Perl motto ("There's more than one way to do it") and extrapolate it to the other programming languages out there.
IRPWUG Announces Project WYSIWYT
The "International Really Pissed-off Windows Users Group" announces the project "What you See is What you Think".
The GPL is not Compatible with Itself
Introducing RMS-Lint
Announcement of a tool to facilitate communication with Richard M. Stallman. See also the Slashdot discussion.
Collections of Facts about People and Things
Continuing the Chuck Norris Facts paradigm for other entities like Larry Wall and XSLT.
By Others
Humorous creations by other people that are kept here for posterity. (Probably because they disappeared from the Internet).
Media Recommendations
Media Recommendations of films, fiction books, etc.
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