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The Blue Rabbit Log - Part I [possible satire]
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Abstract
Screenplays for an (incomplete) series of crazy comedy films parodying Fantasy Tabletop Role-Playing Games (FRPs or RPGs). Join the band of the player characters called “The Blue Rabbit Adventuring Company”, as they journey in the imaginary role-playing world, and their struggles and encounters with monsters, the non-player characters, their players, and… the Game Master! (Muahahahahaha).
Included here are the beginning of the screenplay of the first part and some disorganised ideas for the continuation.
The Blue Rabbit Log - Part I
Node Link[ Note: This screenplay was written by Shlomi Fish, and is original artwork. ]
[ This screenplay is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). In addition, the originator permits derived or inclusive work to be featured on web-sites with web commercials (but not other commercial use). ]
Mordox’s Hideous Plan
Node LinkNext[ A stormy night in the mountains; their dark shadows are towering in all directions. The camera rotates to the left to reveal the dark silhouette of a castle. It focuses on it. A lightning bolt strikes it. ]
[ The lightning strikes again. ]
[ The lightning strikes again and a torch is lightened on the castle’s roof. ]
[ After a few seconds the camera shows a man wearing a dark suit looking over a large window. The room is lit by a fireplace, which causes the shadow of the man to flicker. ]
[ At this point the floor starts shaking. The camera moves backwards to reveal Galku, and a big crack is starting to form between the two. ]
[ The room stops trembling but the crack remains. ]
[ starts laughing loudly and Galku joins him. The camera rotates in a circular path to the right, and eventually reveals a large crystal ball. The crystal ball is showing a funny cartoon, and the two men are pointing at it and laughing. ]
Credits - The Players at the Table
PrevNode LinkNext[ TODO : The players gather for the session. The camera shows the middle of the game table; about 80% of the table area is shown. We hear the players and stuff like that. The session takes place in the home of one of the players.
The right-lower corner of the screen shows the time display. At the beginning it reads “10:00 – Schedule Time”. The player puts on a CD, and the same song plays throughout the entire stuff. Various players come in at different times.
The clock shows various stuff: like several players talking gossip, or playing a computer game. Two players are making a contest to see who spins a die for the longest time.
Eventually the clock says: “10:54:37 – Schedule time plus the Epstein-Steinberg constant”. A few seconds afterwards, the last player rings on the door.
After the end of that frame the game commences. ]
The Player Characters meet their Challenge
PrevNode LinkNext[ A crowded pub in the role-played world. The Blue Rabbits enter. ]
[ They start to eat, but then they hear a loud noise from outside, and everybody gather to the window.
They see huge flames in the night’s sky at a distance, with many noises of explosions and then a loud mad laughter sound with an evil grinning face in the sky, and afterwards everything stops.
The entire pub is hysterical. ]
[ cut to Klaria - she is filing her nails. ]
Blor the gnome inventor
PrevNode LinkNext[ The Blue Rabbits are recruiting non-player characters for joining them in a mission. ]
[ Blor stands on a rock next to a chasm, ignites his machine-bow and starts shooting arrows all over the place. The animals get scared, and eventually the camera shows some Smurfs who are complaining in a muffled tone, and pointing at Blor. They call Handy Smurf and he diverts a stream to wash the rock’s standing soil.
Afterwards, the rock gets carried away on the mud because of the counter-momentum from the arrows. It eventually falls over a cliff with Blor on it. Blor is hanging by his machine-bow’s string of arrows. ]
The Player Characters Meet Galku
PrevNode Link[ Mordox disappears. The Blue Rabbits arrive. Bryte sees Galku who tries to look innocent, but Bryte rushes to him and lifts him up in the air. ]
