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“Cracka’s Paradise”

Introduction

This is a geek parody of Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”. It’s still incomplete and rather lame, but you may still enjoy it.

Lyrics

As I surf through the cable of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my quota and realise there’s none left.
Cause I’ve been hacking and slashdotting so long, that
even my admin thinks that my mind is gone.

But I ain’t never port-scanned a guy that didn’t deserve it.
He be treated like a cyberpunk, you know that’s unheard of.
You better watch how you ytalking and where you surfing,
or you and your newbies might be tracerouted.

I really hate to strip, but I went out of scope,
As they croak() I see myself in the circuit smoke, fool!
I’m the kinda G the little newbies wanna be like.
On my knees in the night,
sayin’ prayers in the screen-light

Been spending most our lives,
living in a Cracka’s Paradise.
Been spending most our lives,
living in a Cracka’s Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives,
living in a Cracka’s Paradise
Keep spending most our lives,
living in a Cracka’s Paradise.

Tell me why are we,
so near-sighted to see,
that the ones we hack,
are you and me?

Copyright and Licence

This document is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2008, and is available under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0 Unported (or at your option any later version).

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