Cheerilee: OK, everypony, in order to prepare you for your story-writing-assignment, I invited a guest lecturer from Chaosville University. Please welcome Professor Discord, Ph.D.!
Discord: thank you, Ms. Cheerilee. Just for the record, I am an MCSE [ = Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert], not a Ph.D.
Discord: anyway, one observation on story-writing my colleagues and I came up with, and which seems logical, is that most good stories describe one or more problems which need to be reconciled. Some examples:
Discord: 1. The Israelites wish to find a way to defeat Goliath, a tall Philistine giant, and so win the battle. [Reference. ]
Discord: 2. Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit, is recruited to assist a band of dwarves reclaim their ancestors' home from the dragon Smaug; he wishes to accomplish that while remaining alive and healthy. [Reference. ]
Discord: 3. Theseus wishes to kill the Minotaur of Crete, so it will stop killing the youth of Athens. [Reference. ]
Discord: Like my colleagues like to say: “One does not simply start a story with ‘And they all lived happily ever after’”.
Discord: well given I have a chaotic nature, I decided to write just such a story.
[ Discord snaps his fingers causing a smartphone to materialise and float in mid-air. He takes the phone, and taps on it. ]
Discord: [reading from the phone] “And they all lived happily ever after. But not before they:
Discord: • Caught pneumonia after crossing the Alps.
Discord: • Got involved in a copyrights' infringement lawsuit.
Discord: • Were stranded on an uninhabited island.
Caption on the screen: 5 minutes later.
[ Cut.
Scootaloo is sleeping and snoring. ]
Discord’s voice: • Found it very time-consuming and ran into many difficulties rewriting a large Python 3 project in Rust.
Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo, wake up! [nudges her.]
Scootaloo: [wakes up] what? … oh.
Apple Bloom: ahem, Professor Discord?
Apple Bloom: if I may be prudent enough to inquire: how did “they” (whoever they are) manage to reconcile all these problems?
Discord: hmmm… to be honest, it slipped out of my mind. Can you please file an issue on the story’s GitHub project?
[ Cut to the Cutie Mark Crusaders; they look angry.
Cut to a long shot showing the school building. ]
The Cutie Mark Crusaders: [shouting] Discord!!
[ Discord is shown running, while holding his phone in his right hand, chased by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Pause. The screen fades into greyscale. Zoom-out to a page in a book saying “And they all lived happily ever after”. ]