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As an example, we can imagine a young girl to write a funny screenplay
using GitHub or Google Docs which pits
Emma Watson vs. Kim Kardashian
on who gets to ride Princess Celestia (= an intelligent, talking, pony horse)
next,
with Darth Vader and Haman
as two "evil", but mutually hating one another, arbiters. Might seem ridiculus,
but if I didn't want entertainment in my life, then I'd go watch grass grow.
It will be a legal and "ethical" minefield, but I'd bet it'd be easier to
follow and more
entertaining than Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings"
was even shortly after LotR was written.
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( — “Commercial Real Person Fan Fiction (RPFs), crossovers and parodies as 2021 geek/hacker imperatives for revitalising the film industry” )
Well, I'm a 44 years old man, but I accepted my own challenge…
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[
Discord,
Applejack,
Fluttershy,
and the Cutie Mark Crusaders (= Apple Bloom,
Sweetie Belle,
and Scootaloo)
are sitting around a bonfire in Equestria at night.
]
Discord: Does everypony want to hear a scary story?
The rest: "yes", "sure"
Discord: Alright! So Emma Watson and Kim Kardashian were sitting on
a bench at Rabin Square
in Tel Aviv, going over their social media backlog.
[
Emma and Kim are sitting and using their smartphones.
]
Emma: Hey Kim, check this out: “Basically, there were two sides to the world. There was the entire computer games software industry engaged in a tremendous effort to stamp out piracy, and there was Wobbler. Currently, Wobbler was in front.” [ Reference: Terry Pratchett ]
Kim: heh, good one.
[ Princess Celestia (= an intelligent, talking, pony horse) gallops behind the
bench carrying a human boy on her back.
She stops and the boy unmounts.
]
Boy: thanks for the ride, your highness [he walks away].
Princess Celestia: my pleasure.
Emma: hey, Princess C, can I ride you now?
Kim: can I? I'll give you 1,000 dollars!
Emma: 2,000!
Kim: 3,000!
Princess Celestia: hold your ponies, guys. Let me summon
some Evil arbiters.
+++: Hey, Vader, please come here for a moment. [She whistles.]
[
Darth Vader and Haman
enter the frame.
]
Vader: Greetings, your highness. How can Haman and I help?
Princess Celestia: Can you please decide who of Emma and Kim here
is going to ride me first?
Vader: Sure… how about they do a Chess match?
Haman: Checkers! I hate Chess.
Vader: you do? Then how about Street Fighter II?
Haman: I prefer Mortal Kombat!
Vader: Next thing you'd tell me you don't like
single-player
card games, also known as "Solitaires"!
Haman: actually, I'm partial to Freecell…
Vader: Really? So am I!
+++: OK, the first woman to have solved the first 1,000
Microsoft FreeCell
deals …
Haman: …in order, and without using an automated solver!
Vader: yeah, - shall ride Princess Celestia next!
Kim: Sounds good.
[Emma and Kim start playing.]
Haman: by the way, Vader, I also like the Solitaire game Simple Simon.
Vader: Get out!
+++: Haman, this seems
like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
[Vader and Haman walk away.]
Discord's voice: Princess Celestia waited and waited.
+++: Actually, she waited for less than a minute, and then cast a spell that made
Kim and Emma forget what they were competing for, opened a portal back to
Equestria, and stepped through. [Princess Celestia is seen grinning and chuckling.]
+++: Emma and Kim kept playing Freecell for 10 more minutes, at which point
Shlomi Fish came.
Shlomi: hey Kim, hey Em! Let's return to the con now.
Kim: not now, Shlomi. Emma and I are competing for who will solve the first
1,000 Microsoft FreeCell deals first. Without using an automated solver.
Shlomi: Really? That should take you at least a few good hours. Surely you
remember that from us collaborating on fc-solve [References: Emma Watson ; Kim Kardashian].
Emma: Yes, you're right. Kim, do you remember what we were competing for?
Kim: No…
Emma: Oh well… Let's head over back to the convention then.
[They go.]
[
Cut to the Equestrian bonfire.
]
Discord: and so we'll never know who would have solved
the first one thousand
Microsoft FreeCell
deals first - Emma Watson or Kim Kardashian… muahahaha.
Apple Bloom: fun story, Uncle Discord, but it wasn't really scary.
Applejack: yeah! Not scary, but fun.
Discord: fair enough… I guess one should look at the full half of the glass.
[
He snaps his fingers, and a glass of juice with a straw materialises.
Discord drinks the bottom half, and the upper half floats in mid-air.
]
Fluttershy: I know a story… a joke… not scary, but hopefully fun and funny.
+++: So they hold a contest to see which intelligence agency can
find a rabbit in a forest as quickly as possible… [ Continuation ]
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EvilPHish emblem by UserFriendly.org
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Princess Celestia still taken from mlp.wikia.com
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[
Dedication.
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