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Buffy Facts [possible satire]
Introduction
Facts about Buffy Summers, the main protagonist of the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as created by Joss Whedon and portrayed by Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Buffy Facts
Buffy will always find a wooden stake to slay vampires, even if it means she will have travelled 100 years back in time, to plant a tree nearby.
Buffy Summers does not really need stakes to slay vampires, because her kisses are deadly for them. And that includes the ones that she blows in the air.
The Chuck Norris of the Buffyverse, has been secretly training under Buffy’s supervision, and so far - lost every battle with her.
Buffy is so hot, that you would totally love to fight her. And lose.
Author Dan Dascalescu Buffy Summers is not afraid of demons. Demons are afraid of her, and for a very good reason.
Author Shlomi Fish via Dov Levenglick Medusa’s gaze can turn people into stone. Buffy’s gaze can turn Medusa into stone.
באפי תמיד תמצא יתד מעץ כדי לקטול את הערפדים, גם אם זה כרוך בכך שהיא יותר מאוחר תחזור אחורה 100 שנה בזמן, כדי לנטוע עץ בקרבת מקום.
באפי סאמרס לא ממש צריכה יתדות כדי לקטול ערפדים, מפני שהנשיקות שלה הן קטלניות עבורם כשלעצמן. וזה כולל את הנשיקות שהיא מפריחה באוויר.
הצ'אק נוריס של העולם של באפי, נוהג להתאמן בסתר תחת השגחתה של באפי, ונכון לעכשיו - הפסיד בכל הקרבות איתה.
באפי היא כל כך שווה, שאתה בטוח תשמח להילחם בה. ולהפסיד. (מאת דן דסכלסכו.)
באפי סאמרס לא מפחדת משדים. שדים מפחדים ממנה, ומסיבה טובה מאוד.
Author בהשראתו של דוב לבנג'ליק. אם אדם יסתכל במדוזה, הוא יהפך לאבן. אם מדוזה תסתכל בבאפי, היא תהפך לאבן.
Copyright and Licence
This document is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2013, and is available under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License (CC-by-sa) 3.0 Unported (or at your option any later version).
For securing additional rights, please contact Shlomi Fish and see the explicit requirements that are being spelt from abiding by that licence.
Links
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel Wiki - a wiki about the show and the Buffy universe.
Common Links
These factoids in XML-Grammar-Fortune format - also individually wrapped.
Shlomi Fish’s FAQ - Why are you so obsessed with “facts”/factoids about Chuck Norris/etc.?
“Putting all the Cards on the Table (2013)” (also by me) - mentions what is the second major battle that Chuck Norris lost.
“Putting Cards on the Table (2019-*)” (also by me) - additional update on Chuck Norris and the facts.
See Also
Xena Facts - facts about Xena the Warrior Princess (another tough chick).
Clarissa Darling Facts - about another pre-Buffy heroine.
“About Female Action Heroes” - my post as response to a post about an interview with Action Flick Chick about Geek Culture’s 26 Most Awesome Female Ass-Kickers.
Selina Mandrake - The Slayer - my own Buffy parody/anti-thesis/modernisation.
Buffy: A Few Good Slayers - a work-in-progress screenplay that is a more traditional Buffy fanfic. Set in a fork of the Buffy universe, and takes place in 2014/2015 Sunnydale, where the Scooby Gang are adults, married men and women, parents, and teachers/mentors.
Summerschool at the NSA - another screenplay with a strong Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar theme.
Summer Glau Facts - about a real-life female.
