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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek - The Next Generation [possible satire]
About
This is a mirrored copy of David T. Lu’s and Mickey McCarter’s parodical screenplay crossing the book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and the T.V. series Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Link to Text
The original, mostly unmodified version of the text, as mirrored from elsewhere.
HTMLised Version
An HTML version of the screenplay, as rendered by XML-Grammar-Fiction after the original text was translated to "Screenplay-Text" using a crude Perl-5.10.x+ script and then tweaked manually extensively.
