The Pyramid of Code Golf on Freenode's #perl - Fortune [possible satire]

ferretLeoNerd: That was one of the first blobs of Java I wrote, it's allowed to be even more verbose and convoluted than Java normally is. ;P
rindolfferret: link?
ferret/las Cat.java
rindolfferret: an implementation of the UNIX "cat" program in Java??
ferretActually, specifically the GNU cat program, and only a subset thereof.
rindolfferret: oh.
rindolfferret: how many lines did it take?
* f00li5hheads off to #codegolf and tries to convince them to allow java submissions
ferretrindolf: It's mostly argument parser.
rindolfferret: I once implemented a parser for a subset of the Bourne Shell args, in really hideous ANSI C.
rindolff00li5h: good luck.
rindolff00li5h: Java Golf...
f00li5hyeah, for sure!
rindolfJava Golf would be longer than a non-Golfed Perl program.
f00li5hrindolf: this is true
rindolff00li5h: COBOL Golf!
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe Pyramid of Code Golf
Published2009-12-14