Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I
hate her!! With her, “Oh, I’m so talented.” and “Oh, I’m so
pretty,” and “Ooh, I smell so good.”
Chandler: I think somebody has a
crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we
please stay focused on my problem here?! You know?
Chandler: I’m talking about you.
You big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh,
you’re out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing
but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school
yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I
keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff,
huh?!