The Director: [entering carrying a newspaper] Here we go
people! [starts reading the review]
Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la… Ah-ha! Joey
Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not
the worst thing in this production.
The Director: Kate Miller’s
awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. [Kate walks away depressed.] Badda-badda-badda.
Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is…
[stops, reads it again, and throws down
the paper in disgust] Thank you, boys and girls, you’ve
ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my
Mother’s crab cakes! [Starts to
leave] Excuse me!!
[ Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.
]
Joey: Anyone mind if I save
this?