Chandler: Alright, okay, alright. So I can’t fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I’m thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did.
Joey: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: Oh well it’s not me, it’s my character, Chandy. Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his co-workers’ wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Chandler: No freak-show, she’s fictional.