Chandler: She’s amazing! She
makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald
men!
Monica: Well, go over to her!
She’s not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would
my opening line be? ’Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.’
Rachel: Oh, c’mon. She’s a
person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please, could she be
more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman
like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y’know, you
always see those really beautiful women with those really nothing
guys. You could be one of those guys!