[ on “The Days of our Lives”:]
Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Remore: There’s something I never told you Amber. I’m actually your half-brother.
[ Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
Rachel: So what happens next?
Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that’s where I find the world’s biggest emerald. It’s really big but it’s cursed.
Chandler: God, that is good TV.