Rachel: Okay, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.
Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c’mon, I’m so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Rachel: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, you know, meaningless animal sex.
[ Realizing what she just said. ]
Rachel: Okay, you know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.