Monica: So, Ross, what’s going on
with you? Any stories? [Digs her elbow
into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with
the folks?
Ross: [Pulls his hand away] Okay! Okay. [To Mr. & Mrs. Geller] Look, I, uh- I
realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between
Carol and me, and, so, well, here’s the deal. Carol’s a lesbian.
She’s living with a woman named Susan. She’s pregnant with my
child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.