Joey: Okay, some tricks of the
trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a
scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair
of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna
convey that I’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic
“I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it”. [Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the
pretend fishhook.] Okay, let’s say I’ve just gotten bad
news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. [looks all confused] And that’s how it’s done.
Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.