Sjors the Awayer - Fortune [possible satire]

shlomifHi Sjors the Awayer!
sjorsHi Shlomi the, uh
sjorsOnliner! :P
shlomifI am not an Awayer!
shlomifI am a free man.
shlomifOnlinerer, heh.
shlomifTouché.
sjors;)
sjorsor is Awayer some kind of Hebrew word?
shlomifNo, it's not.
shlomifIt's pig-English for someone who is Away.
shlomifWe don't have a "w" sound in modern Hebrew (replaced by "v" a-la-German) but most Israelis have no problems pronouncing it.
shlomifI have problems pronouncing th (maths) and dh (there).
shlomifEven though they did exist in Ancient Hebrew.
sjorsmany Dutch people have problems saying th too
sjorsearth
sjorsthey say it eart
shlomifAh.
sjorsI tink
shlomifI say it ers
shlomifHeh.
shlomifYou seem to be in a funny mood too.
sjorsI tink you are dere
sjorshehe
shlomifHow's school?
sjorsI've been feeling great lately :)
shlomifBut OTOH you're a funny guy, anyway.
shlomifI think Zuu from ##programming is the comedian king of Denmark.
sjorshaha
shlomifJ/K.
shlomifI know many Israelis who are funnier than me IRL.
shlomifOr maybe also online.
sjorsI know many Dutch people funnier than me
shlomifAh.
shlomifIRL?
sjorsAnd online, I think
sjorsMeh
sjorsI've been playing openttd
sjorsbut those damn trains
sjorsare SO STUBBORN
shlomifWell, no offence, but you're not the funniest person online.
sjorsit's annoying me
shlomifI've known.
shlomifSometimes trolls can be funny.
shlomifLarry Wall seems a bit less funny on IRC than on Usenet or E-mail.
shlomifBut he's not always funny.
shlomifIRL, he's really funny.
shlomifHe gives funny presentations.
sjorsI don't have the place in ottd to *force* them to do the right thing, but they do stuff like making 90 degree corners, stopping three other trains in their tracks, just because it's like a millisecond shorter than the other route
shlomifThough I think they always get more serious towards the end.
sjorshmm :)
shlomifIs it a commercial game?
sjorsOpenTTD?
shlomifI once gave a lightning talk about Template Toolkit and people laughed at the same slide twice , because I gave it twice due to a presentation equipment.
shlomifAh.
shlomifThe Open says everything.
sjorsyep :)
shlomifI once gave a lightning talk about Template Toolkit and people laughed at the same slide twice , because I gave it twice due to a presentation equipment SNAFU*.
shlomifGotta love Ctrl+Up.
shlomifGotta love Ctrl+Up.
shlomifI think we've been there, though.
sjorshehe
shlomifOld joke.
sjorsDidn't know it
shlomifI told you about it a long time ago.
shlomifIt was you I think.
shlomifAnd then we did a session of two messages in a row.
shlomifETOOMUCHINFORMATION
shlomifETOOLITTLEKNOWLEDGE
shlomifETOOHARDTOREADACRONYMS
sjorsah
sjors:P
shlomifEPLEASEUSESOMESPACES
shlomifEIWISHWEWEREUSINGSEXPRS
sjorsENOSPACEBARDETECTED?
shlomifYou know what S-expressions are, right?
shlomifIndeed. No space bar.
shlomifGotta press Alt+032
shlomifOr something.
sjorshmm
sjorsI don't have a numeric keypad
shlomifAh.
shlomifMac O Sucks.
shlomifMac O Sucky Computers.
shlomifNo offence, I hope.
sjorsMUCH OFFENSE TAKEN!
sjorsHands off my Mac! ;)
shlomifIt's mine! All mine!
shlomifMy precioussssssssssss.
shlomifI'll make a fortune out of this conversation, I think.
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TaglineSjors the Awayer
Published2009-10-17