krator44 | i am a young university graduate anxious to create new experiences in an innovative environment |
zoite | i wear cardigans and chucks and i'm eager to work in a trendy abode |
tacoinanus_away | krator44: that reeks of bullshit |
tacoinanus_away | don't put that on a resume haha |
krator44 | what? |
tacoinanus_away | Everything you've been saying |
krator44 | it's what everyone has on their resume |
tacoinanus_away | sounds like it's a line from a resume |
ElmerFUD | That. Wasn't krator44 |
tacoinanus_away | krator44: that's why it's bad |
ElmerFUD | Wait. What |
krator44 | it's just the resume side of enterprise jargon |
krator44 | i know a guy that thrives on this language |
zoite | I'm a social media expert that yearns for innovative trends in an upcoming establishment |
krator44 | i am a team player anxious to bring new solutions to the market in a high paced start-up environment |
zoite | I don't know what pointers are but I can make a mean slide animation |
rindolf | I am a highly motivated independent team player who is detail oriented and looks at the big picture, and is anxious to create innovative solutions for the enterprise. |
krator44 | that’s not bad |
rindolf | krator44: but does it scale? |
zoite | it's not very agile |