Bit by bit - Fortune [possible satire]

Similianis there a smart way to read a file to a certain string bit by bit ?
Similianwhich loop to use?
rindolfSimilian: you can read it byte by byte.
rindolfSimilian: do you want to read the whole thing?
Similianno
Similiantoo big 200 MB
simcop2387-labreading bit by bit is usually not supported by most operating systems
rindolfSimilian: then do you want to read one byte at a time?
ikor one line at a time?
Similianguess a line would be better
rindolfsimcop2387-lab: it is on my rindolfOS running on Intel 1001.
rindolfWhich was a 1-bit processor.
ikheh
ikI had a half-bit processor
ikit just stored ones
danieldgik: that would be a zero-bit processor then
ikno no
danieldghalf-bit processor stores 0's or sqrt(2)'s
iksqrt(2) may as well be 1
simcop2387-labrindolf: a 1 bit processor would be a hell of a thing to work with
danieldgnot if you can't test it unless it's one
ikWe're not talking about numbers, we're talking about on and off, true and false, whatever you want to call it
iksqrt(2) is non-zero, so it's one.
rindolfdanieldg: not 1/sqrt(2)?
danieldghmm it would probably be that, yes
simcop2387-labmy processor uses sqrt[-1]!
ikmay as well
danieldgik: think quantum computers. It tests true with probability 1/sqrt(2)
ikI'm not talking about a quantum computer..
danieldgwell a 1/2 bit computer clearly can't be classical
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Published2009-12-14