Cats in Soviet Russia - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfMithaldu: I think most contemporary T.V. kinda sucks.
rindolfMithaldu: it seems very phony.
Mithaldurindolf: same, i haven't actually switched on my tv in five years
rindolfI prefer a YouTube video of a kitten riding on a turtle.
rindolfMithaldu: :-)
Mithaldu:D
rindolfMithaldu: yes.
rindolfMithaldu: there is one, BTW.
Mithalduoh i do not doubt that
rindolfDon't know if it's authentic.
rindolfI saw a friendly cat today, and he purred after I scratched his head.
rindolfI like Friendly cats.
rindolfI think lolcats are very subversive.
rindolfOr were.
rindolf"Ceiling cat is watching you"
Mithalducats are the definition of subversive
Mithalduthey adopt you
rindolfMithaldu: heh.
rindolfIn Soviet Russia, cats own you!
rindolfIn Soviet Russia, cats are your master!
rindolfWell, in Soviet Russia and everywhere.
kent\nrindolf: you got it backwards.
kent\nIn soviet russia, cats are actually your pets.
Mithalduhahaha
rindolfkent\n: heh.
rindolfkent\n++
rindolfI feel better now.
rindolfEmpowered but calm.
rindolfThanks to the cats jokes.
Mithalduworld healing by cat jokes
rindolfHopefully, I'll sleep well tonight.
kent\nNext on the agenda. DICK JOKES!
rindolfMithaldu: cats are good for healing I think.
rindolfkent\n: NO!!!!!
kent\n( don't worry, this won't take long )
Mithalduyes, as long as you do not own cables
Mithaldukent\n: you mean it won't BE very long
Mithalduhurr hurr
rindolfkent\n: I've got 99 problems but kent\n ain't one.
kent\n;)
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TaglineCats in Soviet Russia
Published2011-04-30