Selling Perl Documentation at Bargain Prices - Fortune [possible satire]

FreakGuardicke, how to start REPL?
ickeFreakGuard: looked in the docs?
FreakGuardicke, no.
ickeyou got to load it from CPAN
FreakGuardicke, yeah, I've installed it.
* Altreussells FreakGuard perl docs at a reasonable price only $9.99 each
ickeperldoc Devel::REPL is the direct way to info then
* Altreuswrings his hands and cackles
FreakGuardicke, thanks :P
* rindolfbests Altreus' bargain by 1 cent.
rindolfReminds me of what I learned in Game Theory.
* Altreusoffers free delivery
* rindolfallows free download
rindolfOf course quality > price.
* rindolfoffers a deluxe edition of the Perl documentation for 1,000 USD plus shipping and handling.
hufdiamond-encrusted?
rindolfSee http://perldoc.perl.org/ for a preview.
rindolfhuf: natural diamonds, too.
rindolfhuf: Canadian diamonds.
hufwell, if <> is natural... :)
rindolfhuf: heh.
rindolfhuf: not this kind of diamond.
* Altreuscompresses if () under several million tonnes of rock for a few aeons
rindolfI also give free spaceships - <=>
infraredheh
rindolfDiamonds are heresy! We need PEARLs!
rindolf/usr/bin/PEARL
Altreusf00li5h: Seems like it!
FreakGuardI prefer other gems :-)
AltreusI suggested to Think Geek that they should do Perl necklaces but they didn't
rindolfFreakGuard: Ruby gems?
FreakGuardrindolf, correct.
AltreusThe rare PHP
AltreusDarling I got you a PHP wedding ring
Altreusoh it broke
rindolfAltreus: as PHP tends to.
* rindolflaughs maniacally.
Altreusyou maniac!
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineGiven enough suckers, all profits become shallow
Published2009-12-14