Good scalar localtime() - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfGood localtime(), #perl!
sproingierindolf: good scalar localtime to you
rindolfsproingie: oooh! scalar context.
sproingiewell i didn't want to make you parse it
rindolfsproingie: it is implied however.
sproingie(er unparse it)
rindolfGood strftime($format, localtime()).
rindolfBut better use DateTime.
rindolfOr something.
ickesub good ($$$) { ... }
rindolficke: yes.
rindolfeval: good localtime(), #perl!
buubot3rindolf: ERROR: syntax error at (eval 21) line 1, near "good localtime"
Altreuseval: 'hi rindolf how is your '.scalar localtime.'?'
buubot3Altreus: hi rindolf how is your Tue Mar 10 15:43:13 2009?
rindolfAltreus: how is my Tuesday, 10-March-2009?
rindolfAltreus: or do you mean down right to that exact second.
Altreusrindolf: I gave you as much information as I could for you to use as you see fit.
AltreusIf you don't need it all you can just take the date
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineGood scalar localtime()
Published2009-12-14