Hacking someone into a hacker - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfSu-Shee: I'm not good in detecting sarcasm over IRC.
rindolfBut naturally sometimes say sarcastic things myself.
* Patternercuts his Nerd Membership Card in small pieces
Su-Sheerindolf: that's why god gave us the ;) smiley ;)
rindolfSu-Shee: not God, but a Russian entrepreneur who trademarked it.
* rindolfwishes we were all speaking in XML.
rindolfJ/K.
rindolfEven Perl is not good enough for human communication.
Su-Sheerindolf: are you really still that nerdy in your age?
rindolfSu-Shee: I guess.
rindolfSu-Shee: nerdy or geeky?
rindolfSu-Shee: I.e: technologically inclined or having no social life?
* rindolfis both though.
Su-Sheerindolf: so let's called it nerky. ;)
rindolfBut hopefully once I get a girlfriend, I'll be less of a Nerd.
Su-Sheerindolf: what makes you think that?
rindolfSu-Shee: I'll go out.
rindolfSu-Shee: and stuff.
rindolfSu-Shee: I also consider to start studying in Tel Aviv Uni.
Su-Sheerindolf: and why does that require a girl friend?
rindolfEnglish/Hebrew/etc. or something.
rindolfLots of girls there. :-)
rindolfSu-Shee: going out?
Su-Sheethose are language-skills humanities-department girls. ;)
Su-Sheerindolf: yes.
rindolfSu-Shee: I like language geeks.
rindolfThing is I think my knowledge of English and Hebrew is too superficial.
rindolfAnd I lack the discipline to correct it on my own.
Su-Sheerindolf: language departments like English are usually exactly _not_ geek-ish departments.
rindolfSu-Shee: you mean they are not tech-savvy?
rindolfBut you can be an English geek.
Su-Sheerindolf: they're not even language geeks usually.
rindolfOr a hacker of English.
rindolfSu-Shee: really?
rindolfHow sad.
Su-Sheerindolf: you know some people just want to have good language skills and read books and communicate.
peterrooneya good hacker will know at least three languages.
rindolfWell, maybe it's different in Israel.
rindolfpeterrooney: human ones, right?
peterrooneyrindolf: at least one of them should be human
rindolfI know English, Hebrew, studied Literary Arabic for 6 years and forgot most of it, and have some rudimentary French.
rindolfpeterrooney: ok.
rindolfpeterrooney: I think ever hacker should know Perl, Python, Haskell, C, Scheme/Lisp and Bash.
rindolfAnd HTML/XHTML+CSS+etc.
Su-Sheethank god I'm no hacker. ;)
* rindolfhacks Su-Shee into a hacker.
Su-Sheerindolf: no you won't. one can perfectly well do nice tech stuff without degrading into someone he/she's not.
rindolfSu-Shee: don't you like programming ? Didn't you contribute to FOSS?
Su-Sheerindolf: aaand? I can do that without declaring myself as hacker, nerd, geek or whatever.
rindolfSu-Shee: OK.
rindolfSu-Shee: but it still makes you a hacker.
Su-Sheerindolf: trust me, I'm very much not a hacker. really. honest to god not.
* rindolfgives a blue badge of honour saying "Hacker" to Su-Shee
rindolfSu-Shee: too late, you're one of us now! ;-)
rindolf"Resistance is futile."
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TaglineHacking someone into a hacker
Published2009-12-14