Hegel’s New Clothes - Fortune [possible satire]

sliddjuri have a school assignment which tells me to: generate a password hash with perl's crypt.... I don't even know where to start. never used perl. :)
Botjeperldoc -f crypt
Botjeperlbot: tutorial
perlbotBotje: http://perl-tutorial.org | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://learn.perl.org/
rindolfsliddjur: is this a high school assignment?
rindolfsliddjur: or is it a university one?
rindolfsliddjur: surely you can learn Perl.
Su-Sheerindolf: who cares? homework is homework.
rindolfSu-Shee: so ? We help with homework.
rindolfSu-Shee: just trying to learn the enemy.
rindolfBe Prepared.
sliddjur:D
sliddjurits university, but its not a perl/programming class. its just a Linux administration class
Su-Sheerindolf: then think first. two minutes of google tell everybody how to use crypt.
Su-Sheesliddjur: sorry are you really not able to google how to generate a password IN UNIVERSITY?
* rindolfis listening to Alphaville - Forever Young (“Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst” - great song).
tm604i searched for crypt but all I found were Halloween instructions :(
rindolfSu-Shee: google for Perl stuff.
rindolf?
rindolfAlso http://duckduckgo.com/ is better and more consistent than Google.
Su-Sheerindolf: yeah because Perl's crypt is TOTALLY different from all the other crypts.. ;)
rindolfSu-Shee: crypts are like snowflakes - no one alike.
rindolf;-)
* rindolfhas a huge and comprehensive collection of crypts on his hard disk.
rindolfI'll soon need to upgrade my hard disk for it.
rindolfOK, back to topic.
Su-Sheealso seriously someone at _university_ can't research and learn on his own?
rindolfsliddjur: I suggest you learn some basic Perl properly from a good tutorial
rindolfsliddjur: http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/#perl_in_2hours - see this - it's good but see the caveats and unfortunately it is All Rights Reserved (ARR).
rindolfThe author wants to “maintain control” of their work.
Su-Sheeyes. many do. get over it.
rindolfSu-Shee: I cannot.
rindolfSu-Shee: well, I can for some time.
Su-Sheerindolf: then don't get over it in the privacy of your room. ;)
rindolfSu-Shee: OK.
* rindolfis heating up some water for some instant soup.
rindolfMaybe I'll heat up some Bourekas and/or red rice after that.
* rindolfis not much of a cook.
rindolfBut when I'm hungry, I hack something.
rindolfSu-Shee: BTW, I think trying to understand Hegel is pointless.
rindolfSu-Shee: that or Aristotle's Meta-Physics.
rindolfA lot of high language that yields no gain.
rindolfAnd is of close to zero utility.
rindolfLike The Emperor's New Clothes that only smart people can see.
Su-Sheerindolf: yeah that's what everybody thinks who has no clue of philosophy..
rindolfSu-Shee: <Su-Shee> rindolf: yeah that's what everybody thinks who has no clue of philosophy.. ==> I rest my case.
rindolfSu-Shee: BTW, I was able to disprove some of the things I was told that Kant or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8ren_Kierkegaard or Descartes said using logic and my own intuition.
Su-Sheerindolf: blah.
rindolftm604++ # Helping with on-topiccy stuff.
rindolfrindolf-- # Being off-topic as usual.
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Published2013-02-22