How big is Yaakov’s GREAT HUGE LOVE - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfYaakov: how is your GREAT HUGE LOVE doing today?
Yaakovrindolf: It's doing very well. Thanks for inquiring.
rindolfYaakov: you're welcome.
rindolfYaakov: is you GREAT HUGE LOVE bigger than Jupiter?
tybalt89rindolf: it's greater than one universe, but not greater than two
rindolftybalt89: ah.
Yaakovrindolf: The magnitude of my love is not a spatial one. It premates all timespace, so there is no spatial measurement that can be made. Comparing it to the extension of any object is meaningless.
hufhmm, "premate"
hufinteresting new word
rindolftybalt89: “There are only two infinite things: the universe and Yaakov’s GREAT HUGE LOVE.”
tybalt89"premates" ? is that like courtship ?
Botjeand we're not entirely sure about the universe!
rindolfIsn't it permeates?
rindolfBotje: yes.
hufno, premate is obviously not permeate
hufthey differ on the second letter, dude.
YaakovThat's what what you call a "tpo".
rindolfperlbot: define premate
perlbotrindolf: Whups, no definition for you
taotetekpremeditate?
hufYaakov: i prefer to think of it as you finding a new gem in the word mines
tybalt89rindolf: classically the third infinite thing is "human stupidity"
YaakovThe problem with routinely using obscure words is that when I make a typo I slashdot dictionary.com.
rindolftybalt89: human stupidity has become finite thanks to Yaakov's GREAT HUGE LOVE.
tybalt89rindolf: No. Love does not trump stupidity.
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Published2013-05-06