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Two atoms are walking down the street when one of
them says "I think I've lost an electron." The second one says "are
you sure?", to which the first one replies "Yes, I'm
positive". |
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So officer Schroedinger pulls over this quantum
particle and he says ``Do you know how fast you were going?'' |
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the particle says, ``No, but I know exactly where
I am.'' |
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everybody has heard of Schroedinger's cat
experiment |
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but very few people know that Schroedinger hated
cats |
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with a passion |
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and actually experimented on them |
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he even owned a set of cat-fur gloves |
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cats mysteriously disappeared around
Schroedinger's laboratory |
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and there was no Chinese restaurant close by to
explain the disappearances |
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Schroedinger's cat: wanted dead AND alive |