The Love Life of Cats - Fortune [possible satire]

Anontoday my kitty gave a birth to two kitties!
rindolfAnon: ah, nice.
Anonone of them died :(
Anonduring birth
rindolfAnon: oh. :-(
simcop2387Anon: were you expecting it to happen?
simcop2387:(
Anonsimcop2387, i was expecting this week
rindolfAnon: do you know who the father is?
simcop2387ah
Anonrindolf, some cat
simcop2387rindolf: hopefully not him
Anonrindolf, remember my kitty ran away
rindolfAnon: ah.
Anonfor a week
rindolfAnon: no I don't remember that.
Anonwell, she ran away for a week
rindolfAnon: ah.
Anonand came back
Anonand during that time she got pregnant.
rindolfAnon: ah.
freehahathey don't seem to have safe sex
rindolfAnon: she eloped.
simcop2387Anon: sounds like she had fun
Anonsimcop2387, sounds like that :)
simcop2387Anon: you should have the talk with her about birth control then (i wonder do they even make birth control for kitties)
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe Love Life of Cats
Published2009-12-14