Perl Ninjas, Pirates, and Zombies - Fortune [possible satire]

alyx/w/w 55
alyx..fail
* apeirongives alyx an award for failing that so much
alyx\o/
* alyxhangs it up in the almighty fail closet
rindolfalyx: :-)
alyxrindolf: :D
Su-Shee55 chat windows are too much. ;)
Botjeamen!
BotjeI keep my irssi trimmed to < 30
Su-SheeI have 3. ;)
alyxBotje: o_o
alyxI have 56 windows at the moment, before I cleaned up a bit, I was at ~150. ._.
woldrichOne friend in each window, and you have 56 times more friends than me.
Su-Sheebah. I like to have real conversations and to really follow a handful of channels and that's it..
rindolfalyx: wow.
perlsyntaxIs there away i can look up my modules with cpan that i have installed?
perlsyntaxif i am right.
Su-Sheewow. facebook has a chat too.
DrForrperldoc -q installed
rindolfSu-Shee: you can use a Jabber client for that.
rindolfDrForr++
* pragma_gets annoyed when he exceeds 19 windows.
rindolfWe should create a #perl <-> StackOverflowish interface.
Su-Sheeafter gotten angry, I don't use my jabber stuff any more as well ;)
apeironrindolf, Feel free to make a shitoverflow interface. Just don't put it here.
rindolfapeiron: :-)
apeironno, not :-)
apeironmore like /ban *!*@*
Su-Sheewho needs all those chats...
apeironPeople with very empty lives.
Su-Sheewell it fills empty windows.. ;)
Su-Sheeor, there's recently chat rockstars and chat ninjas.. ;)
Botjebut you don't /see/ chat ninjas!
Su-Sheethat's why I have so few channels.. no ninja chatting with me..
DrForrNot that you *know* of.
Botjehttp://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html # relevant
candideTitle of Botje's link: NICHTLUSTIG
Su-Sheedamn. what if a ninja is asking me out and I don't get it because it's an invisible conversation?
Su-SheeBotje: harhar ;)
BotjeSu-Shee: if dinner suddenly appears you just married a ninja
Su-Sheein a secret, hidden ceremony?
Su-SheeBotje: was I there? how was I? ;)
pragma_Su-Shee: your inner ninja will detect it and go on the date, if you have one.
Su-Sheepragma_: ah. interesting. so I'll find myself suddenly in some ninja-restaurant and don't remember how I got there?
CaelumDrForr: mintty seems nice
CaelumDrForr: there's also puttycyg
DrForrIt is, but 3 days in a row I've hit that same key combo, and I can't reset it in the dialog box.
pragma_Su-Shee: no, your ninja will be there while your you remains oblivious
rindolfNinjas. :-)
pragma_This is why ninjas engage in rigorous 24/7 training of their Ninjutsu; so that they may be more in touch with their inner ninjas and be more aware of what it is doing.
Su-Sheepragma_: so I stay an idiot no matter what. ;)
pragma_your idiot remains an idiot forever, but you can train your non-idiot to overpower your idiot.
DrForrBut... shouldn't your inner ninja be hidden?
CaelumDrForr: KiTTy also has the PuttyCyg patch, and only needs the cthelper.exe from PuttyCyg
pragma_When you have attained true enlightenment of the ninja, then you too will become like the hidden tiger and will enjoy the pleasures of the crouching dragon.
DrForrwww.askainnerninja.com
Su-SheeI better not google pleasures of the crouching dragon..
Su-SheeDrForr: No match for "ASKAINNERNINJA.COM".
Su-SheeDrForr: go ahead ;)
mstwould be ask -an- inner ninja.
Su-Sheealso no match ;)
Su-Shee*lol* askdrninja.com is taken ;)
Botjethere's also drmcninja
Su-Sheewell we could always chose to go down the rockstar path...
Su-Sheechoose.
rindolfWe should become Perl pirates. Arrrrrrrrrr!
* alyxhands rindolf an eyepatch
rindolfUnleash your inner buccaneer.
rindolf"I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Mighty Pirate."
apeironYeah, I've been doing that for ages.
Su-Shee.oO(Johnny Depp.. hm.. ;)
rindolfAnd Keira Knightley.
woldrichWhat does '.oO' mean?
rindolfwoldrich: saying something.
rindolfLike a talk balloon.
rindolfMaybe a thought balloon?
pragma_. o ( This is a thought balloon. )
woldrichoh. I'm too old for this shit
rindolfwoldrich: it doesn't matter as long as you're young at heart.
rindolfAnd there are no young Perl programmers. ;-)
* pragma_prefers his heart matured and fortified.
rindolfAs "Perl is dead."
* Caelumprefers his hearts barbecued
rindolfWell, that wasn't very funny.
Su-SheeI wouldn't really call mst "old" ;)
BinGOszombie perl
rindolfSu-Shee: I know a Perl programmer who's now a university freshman.
* apeironsends zombie kindergarteners after rindolf
Su-Sheewell dr dobbs agrees.
rindolfKnew him since he was in Junior high.
rindolfapeiron: :-)
BinGOsperl eats your brains.
* rindolftrains the zombie kindergarteners to be mighty Perl zombie pirates!
pragma_I've always been annoyed by the lack of zombie children running around in Left4Dead, et al.
rindolfmighty*
Botjepragma_: shooting kids is bad mmkay
pragma_At least Dead Space 2 has mutant baby toddlers you can stomp like fattened mosquitoes.
Khisanthbut these would be dead kids
apeironundead
apeironvery important distinction!
Khisanthhmm well really neither, just bags of disease
rindolfPerl vampires!
* pragma_would rather be a werewolf.
apeironKhisanth, every source I've read says zombies are undead. so there.
* rindolfshoots pragma_ with the silver bullet.
Khisanththe l4d ones aren't really zombies :)
Botjethey're more like 28 days later-style zombies
apeironeh, modern games get everything wrong.
woldrichThat girl in Resident Evil is cute.
* Su-Sheerecommends "the walking dead"
pragma_L4D, Resident Evil, Dead Space -- these are all "zombies" despite however they came to be such!
Botjeyes, walking dead is <3
CaelumI haven't seen the new resident evil movie yet, was it good?
woldrichoh yes
Botjeit had milla shooting stuff
Botjewhat more do you want?
pragma_I was thinking of the Resident Evil 5 video game actually
KhisanthBotje: multiple millas shooting stuff?
pragma_System Shock
apeironplot. thought-provoking themes.
woldrichkhisanth++
Botjepragma_++ # yes!
pragma_System Shock 2
Botjemy first-born for a system shock movie
Botje(done decently, that is)
* f00li5hnuzzles Botje
Su-SheeBotje: since when do you have a firstborn?
Botjeaagh! zomb.. oh. hi kit!
BotjeSu-Shee: i will have!
KhisanthBotje: probably won't be done nicely :P
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Published2011-02-07