Perl’s Enterprise Release - Fortune [possible satire]

federated_lifeonce you get into POE and Moose heavily…why stay with perl instead of going to Java ?
LeoNerdI've spent much of this last month writing Perl at home and Java at work.. I really really dislike Java
Su-Sheefederated_life: what for?
federated_lifesince being a real programmer is editing the binary files directly instead of recompiling…but java has a lot of nice stuff
LeoNerdIt is far too new FutureFunction<Param,Result>() { public Future<Result> apply(Param p) { noisy } } for my liking
Su-Sheefederated_life: WTF?
LeoNerdI always get annoyed that the smallest of things takes just far too much code in Java, to the point that after a glance, I can't see where the real detail is
Su-Sheefederated_life: and what nice stuff does Java has?
apeironfederated_life, you know where Java is if you want it. we're not stopping you.
federated_lifeI'm no java expert, nor a perl expert …. but I don't have to load half of cpan to get moose equivalent in java
apeironit's hardly half of CPAN
apeironit's not even a third or a quarter
federated_life:)
apeironno, not :)
apeironmore like "STFU and stop spreading ignorance-based FUD"
federated_lifeperl is awesome, no doubts about it, but I'm curious what other languages you guys hack stuff up in
Su-Sheefederated_life: then just use Java and leave us using something else if you like it better.. also: plenty of perl code doesn't even need Moose or POE
apeironC
rindolffederated_life: I also use C, Ruby and Python.
LeoNerdPerl, Scheme, C, Java,...
rindolffederated_life: and I play with other languages too.
rindolffederated_life: and C++.
tybalt89federated_life: surveys are one channel over
Su-Sheefederated_life: C, Ruby, JavaScript, Shell, R and sadly Java for Android stuff
lroetybalt89, #perl++?
LeoNerdObjective Perl++.NET
rindolfLeoNerd: heh.
rindolfLeoNerd: Enterprise Edition.
LeoNerdWait, Objective jPerl++.NET surely..
Su-SheeObjective jPerl.NET++ Enterprise Beans
rindolfObjective jIronPerl++.NET Enterprise Edition.
federated_lifejperl !! awesome, now something to make java devs lose their minds
LeoNerdI wonder if anyone has a web framework called Toast
LeoNerdCould make Beans on Toast
rindolffederated_life: there's Inline::Java, BTW.
lroeObjective jIronPerl++.NET Enterprise Edition♭
LeoNerdlroe: Isn't the "Iron" something about .NET anyway though?
lroeI added the ♭
lroenot the iron
Su-SheeLeoNerd: you hid your python.
LeoNerd*ahem*
rindolffederated_life: http://paste.debian.net/218118/ - Larry Wall about Java.
rindolflroe: isn't the ♭ "flat"?
rindolfperlbot: utf8 ♭
perlbotrindolf: U+266D (e2 99 ad): MUSIC FLAT SIGN [♭]
rindolf:-)
federated_liferindolf: circa 1997
lroeyes it is the flat sign
lroeas opposed to the sharp sign
rindolfhttp://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=shlomif-functional-specs--ms-editing-macros
rindolfSo now we have:
rindolfObjective jIronPerl++.NET Enterprise Edition♭ Professional Home Premium™.
rindolfLOL.
icebattleObjective jIronPerl++.NET Enterprise Edition♭ Professional Home Premium 64-bit Single-user
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineEnterprise Perl for the Enterprise Win
Published2012-12-24