The Voices Tell Me So. - Fortune [possible satire]

integralhi perly!
perlygatekeeperhey Chris, hey integral
perlygatekeeperdabreegster, don't know you do I but HEY anyway
perlygatekeeperwhat's been up?
dabreegsterIgnore me, fine.
* dabreegstergoes in a corner
Chris62vwdabreegster is the man, man
dabreegsterAh, that's better.
rindolfperlygatekeeper: yo, yo, yo, dude!
perlygatekeeperrindolf!!
rindolfperlygatekeeper: what's up?
perlygatekeeperhmmm
perlygatekeepernot much
perlygatekeeperyou?
rindolfperlygatekeeper: fine. Let me recall what I said to ezra.
rindolfperlygatekeeper: I'm fine. Got into a few flamewars, and escaped alive to tell the tale.
rindolfperlygatekeeper: worked a bit on my story "The Human Hacking Field Guide".
rindolfperlygatekeeper: (which, BTW, you appear there (as your IRC nick at least)
rindolfperlygatekeeper: and now working on the Computer Graphics section of my homepage.
perlygatekeeperrindolf, what the hell?
rindolfperlygatekeeper: excuse me?
perlygatekeeperrindolf was that someone pretending to be me?
perlygatekeeperI never said those things
rindolfperlygatekeeper: it's a fictitious story.
rindolfperlygatekeeper: relax.
dabreegsterperlygatekeeper: or you could be the imposter right now... or maybe just schizophrenic.
rindolfdabreegster: MPDed not schizophrenic.
rindolfdabreegster: schizophrenia is not Multi-Persona-Disordered.
b0atperlygatekeeper: It's fan fiction from your fan!
dabreegsterrindolf: what's the difference?
rindolfdabreegster: MPD is when there are several personalities living inside your brain.
rindolfdabreegster: in schizophrenia, you have one I-ness, but hear voices, hallucinate and stuff.
dabreegsterrindolf: Ah. Why is it considered a disorder? MPD could be quite useful... One would have different perspectives on a subject.
perlygatekeeperwhere's beth, she'll know it's me
integralBut how will we know it's beth?!
dabreegsterrindolf: Oh, I have MPD then, not schizophrenia. I don't hallucinate.
dabreegsterintegral: WE DON'T!
b0atI don't hallucinate, but my other personality does.
dabreegsterHow do I know all of you exist? Am I just a figment of my own imagination?
dabreegsterb0at: Interesting...
rindolfdabreegster: Julian Jaynes describes schizophrenia very well in his "The Origins of Consciousness during the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind book".
integralno no, you're all just figments of _lilo_'s imagination
dabreegsterrindolf: I'll check it out
b0athe wishes
dabreegsterintegral: and you?
perlygatekeeperthe voices tell me if it's really beth or not
dabreegsterperlygatekeeper: The voices tell me everything.
dabreegsterWait, I do have the Voices. Maybe I have MPD _and_ schizophrenia.
b0atAh, but the question is: do the Voices have voices?
rindolfdabreegster: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_Consciousness_in_the_Breakdown_of_the_Bicameral_Mind
b0atAnd if so, is it your own voice?
dabreegsterb0at: And do the voices of the voices have voices?
b0atThat's just going too far.
dkrdon't worry, those are angels, invest in tarot cards and you will be able to understand them
dabreegsterb0at: and if it's not, then could it be the voice of........ integral? rindolf? or.... buu!
b0atbuu has other plans for our empty skulls
dabreegsterb0at: and if they do, then what do the voices of the voices of the voices of the Voices sound like?
integral*sob* it's the cabbages. The cabbages keep telling me to do things
Botjereally? most of the time it's the socks that tell me stuff
dabreegsterintegral: The lawn gnomes tell me. They're........everywhere...*sniffle*
integral*blubber* the socks are worse, there's moths living in them
dabreegsterThe lawn gnomes tell me to stay away from Life. They force me to write poetry.
dabreegsterintegral: *whispering* are the _moths_ the Voices? or the voices of the Voices? or the voices of the voices of the Voices?
* dabreegstergoes back to reading
integral*looks furtively around for moths*
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe voices told me so.
Published2009-12-14