Chuck Norris as a Refactorer - Fortune [possible satire]

Su-Shee2010 is planned more or less as a refactoring year.
DrForr_A whole *year*? What physical plane of existence do you reside on?
Su-SheeDrForr_: there's also bugs to fix and systems to care for and things like that. it's not that we're locked into the closet and a year later a new, shiny product is released. ;)
DrForr_Closet optional.
Su-SheeI'm not a wonderwoman refactoring half a million lines of perl in a week, sorry. :)
rindolfSu-Shee: Chuck Norris refactors 10 millions lines of perl before lunch.
Su-Sheerindolf: hm. that's the reason.. I'm not as hairy as Chuck Norris and I don't have a beard...
rindolfSu-Shee: ah.
rindolfSu-Shee: Chuck Norris also wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation.
Su-Sheerindolf: I heard, he already wrote Perl 7.
rindolfSu-Shee: yes.
* rindolfwants to be as awesome as Chuck when he grows up.
Su-Sheerindolf: I envy you. I'll never be as awesome without a beard.
rindolfSu-Shee: heh.
rindolfSu-Shee: it doesn't matter if you're rigid on the outside as long as you're rigid on the inside.
Su-SheeChuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
rindolfSu-Shee: Chuck Norris corrects God.
Su-Sheerindolf: I'll apply as his secretary.
rindolfSu-Shee: as Chuck's?
Su-Sheerindolf: yes.
rindolfSu-Shee: OK.
rindolfChuck Norris doesn't code. When he sits next to a computer, it just does whatever he wants.
Su-SheeI'll tell my boss tomorrow. Chuck is who he wants.
rindolfSu-Shee: Chuck Norris is his own boss.
rindolfSu-Shee: if you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to do.
Su-Sheegood point.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineBecoming as awesome as Chuck Norris is
Published2009-12-14