rindolf | Bucket: FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. |
Bucket | rindolf: I already had it that way |
ephphatha | time to kick aliens into orbit |
rindolf | It's not a failure, it's a motivation to improve. |
njsg | rindolf: failure is always an option except when your goal is to fail |
njsg | </fortune-cookie> |
njsg | rindolf: except in bed |
Bucket | I get great sex, except in bed. |
rindolf | njsg: heh. |
rindolf | njsg: in bed? Do you mean I make mistakes while sleeping? |
rindolf | njsg: "What is your favourite position? CTO!" |
Walther | Failures in bed mean you have sex that isn’t type-safe; otherwise you would catch the errors at compile time |
rindolf | Walther: heh, LOL. |
Walther | also, Haskell<3 |
njsg | I have a lipht, my sex has no separate compile time |
Walther | bwhaha |
* Walther | has changed the topic to: It's programming language + sex hour at #xkcd! | SCOTUS says [corporate] religious freedom trumps equal benefits for women in 5-4 ruling, FML | Weekly Coffee Appreciation Day | It's put The0x539 in bucket hour! | mint hour | (association football) | knockout talk time | https://www.humblebundle.com/sgdq Ch |
njsg | wasn't there an UI toolkit called "sex"? |
Fephisto | sex-purity |
SirCmpwn | I once wrote an assembler called .orgASM |
SirCmpwn | (.org is an assembler directive) |
bhuddah | maybe we should invent the scripting language "innuendo" |
rindolf | Walther: Haskell Sex! |
rindolf | Walther: http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perlcafe-aleenas-little-perl-boys - see also this on #perlcafe many years ago. |
njsg | bhuddah: for inno setup, sounds like a good name |
Walther | rindolf: wonder if that can be pure, or just an IO action |
Walther | (if you know what i mean) |
tomatosalad | SirCmpwn: rcombs is always talking about libass |
bhuddah | njsg: and you get exactly what you asked for. |
njsg | Haskell Sex is great, but you don't remember any of it on the next morning, because it has no state |
rindolf | Walther: with Lady_Aleena who became Mistress_Aleena and Madame_Aleena. |
SirCmpwn | tomatosalad: well, yeah |
rindolf | njsg: heh, LOL. |
SirCmpwn | he's an irrational wizard |
rindolf | njsg: you crack me up. |
rindolf | njsg: maybe we need something like Smalltalk sex with a persistent VM. |
rindolf | Squeak FTW! |
njsg | lisp, as one of the only languages which can truly return multiple values, is the only way to have true multiple orgasms as a result of sex |
rindolf | Heh, someone I know will get the kick out of this conversation. |
Walther | rindolf: :'D |
rindolf | Geek pseudo sex-talk. |
Walther | Stateless sex could be a bit difficult to reach though, as it'd require a REST api, and you just might fall asleep |
rindolf | njsg: heh. |
rindolf | Walther: heh. |
rindolf | Walther++ |
Walther | OTOH clean, stateful sex should be easy, with SOAP |
rindolf | Walther: SOAP! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
* Walther | puts stateful sex with a SOAP in Bucket |
* Bucket | hands Walther another serving of rat oh vah in exchange for stateful sex with a SOAP |
rindolf | Walther: /me runs away in the opposite direction. No amount of sex is worth having to deal with SOAP. |
rindolf | There are some things even I won't do for sex. |
njsg | rindolf: just have sex over TCP, looks like a good protocol |
rindolf | And SOAP is one of them. |
njsg | crushes are UDP, love is TCP, sex is SOAP over HTTP |
Walther | and then there's the weird kid with the gopher |
rindolf | Well, I refuse to get paid to write Java enterprise software - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Emma-Watson-applying-for-a-software-dev-job/ . |
rindolf | njsg: heh. |
njsg | at least nobody mentioned COBRA yet, others would go all OMG |