When Chuck Norris drops a cat, it falls on its back so it won’t lose eye contact with Chuck.
Corollary: If Chuck Norris had dropped his toasts, they would have fallen on the dry side, so they would have stayed on his good side. But Chuck Norris never drops toasts.
Author | Shlomi Fish and ZadYree |
Work | Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends |
Published | 2013-10-18 |