The browser for the social web - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfLumberCartel: hi, what's up? Long time.
LumberCartelHi rindolf. Yeah, it has been quite some time. I've been very busy setting up and supporting networks, and creating interactive web sites (written in Perl, using PostgreSQL for the database; good stuff like that). How are you?
rindolfLumberCartel: I have a job.
LumberCartelrindolf: Congratulations! What are you doing for work?
rindolfLumberCartel: I'm doing Perl+Catalyst work for a Tel Aviv based startup.
LumberCartelrindolf: Very nice!
rindolfLumberCartel: and been working on Freecell Solver ( http://fc-solve.berlios.de/ ) and http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/projects/black-hole-solitaire-solver/
rindolfI converted the Black Hole Solitaire solver to C and it is now running faster, so I ran it on the first 1 million PySolFC deals.
rindolfAbout 86% of them are solvable.
LumberCartelFreecell solver? What are you trying to do? Make employees feel even more bored at their already-so-boring-that-they-play-Freecell jobs? Heheh.
rindolfLumberCartel: they should learn programming and help me with Freecell Solver. Then they won't be bored.
LumberCartelheheh.
* rindolfis going to delete ~/.flock/ - useless piece of sh*t.
LumberCartelIsn't Flock that thing that spun off from Netscape?
rindolfLumberCartel: Flock is the browser for the social web.
LumberCartelYeah, that's the one.
rindolfLumberCartel: only I found it to be the unsocial browser .
[vlad]social web?
LumberCartelA handful of my customers still use Netscape 9. They tried Flock, and hated it.
LumberCartelOr is it Netscape 8? Ah, I don't care.
LumberCartelMost of my clients use Opera or Firefox these days.
rindolfLumberCartel: Netscape 9...
* LumberCartellaughs in appreciation for the version of Netscape.
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe browser for the social web
Published2010-09-15