Freenode #svn's Quest for the Holy Grail - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfsussman: don't say the BK-word...
clkaodude, no one mentioned bk until you did
rindolfclkao: <sussman> just like most of the decentralized SCMs, like arch, BitKeeper, etc.
rindolf"We are the knights who say "BitKeeper"."
danderson"We are NO LONGER the knights who say "BitKeeper". We are the knights who say "git git git cogito Linus!".
rindolfdanderson: "Subversion!". "Bleh, that's one word that the knights who say "git git git cogito Linus!" cannot hear."
rindolf"What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the asymptotic complexity of the Subversion delta algorithm?"
rindolf"Which one? vdelta or xdelta?"
dandersonwhat do you mean, xdelta or vdelta?
rindolf"I don't know!"
* rindolffalls into the chasm
danderson"How come you know so much about delta algorithms? - Well, you have to know these things when you're a committer."
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Published2008-07-04