After Syria (minus Damascus itself) in the levant ascended to being a true prophets zone (by Mosheh / Aharon / Jehovah slaying Nimrod ?), The-Curse splintered the modern day State of Israel into 1,000 parts, and .uk into many shires and Scottish clans and promised they won’t do it again. Note that pre-Levantine was modern Hebrew (which was spoken by the Englishtants over 6 milliard years ago) and Modern English is also a product of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™.
Anyway, the tribe of Yehudah (except their Capital, Jerusalem) ascended when David "slew" Goliath by almost hitting him with a sling ("I missed on purpose; I can kill you now") and telling him the Judeans and Philistines should become friends.
By the time of Samantha_Smith (and Selina Mandrake?) only parts of Gush Dan, which did not include "northern Tel Aviv" north of the Yarkon River remained as hell holes in the State of Israel. I was born there, possibly to two false prophets-at-the-time parents. I am fairly certain Ovadia Yosef (who may be much older than he looks and dresses in an extravagant but memorable alphet, not unlike Darth Vader) christened all the terran terminators as "pure Jews".
Despite my youth (I am 1977-born, so am 44) I likely amassed many titles. But to quote a recent Fic of mine
Yoda: the third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. Tweeted about it now too have I.
[ Tweet by @Yoda: “The third sith is I. Created the legend of the Sith 2,000 years ago have I. "Master Darth Yoda" call me you can. Or just plain "Yoda"." ]
Anakin: way cool! But shouldn’t Darth Yoda be the first Sith then?
Yoda: Matters not Sith number, as much as short-term quarterly gains.
( The joke builds upon a quote from a DS9 episode. )
Jokes aside, I appreciate the titles, but prefer to be called "Shlomi", "Mr. Fish", or "Rindolf": https://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/#refer_or_address .
I also am generous with donating both money and time .