rindolf |
sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners? |
rindolf |
It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster! |
Botje |
rindolf: newline prices went up again |
rindolf |
Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market |
dabreegster |
Botje: again? drat. |
* Botje |
reports rindolf to the newline police |
dabreegster |
Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to pirate newlines. |
rindolf |
Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try. |
dabreegster |
Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from patents! They want to rid the market! |
* cursor |
gets called up to serve in the newline jury |
rindolf |
I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions off newlines. |
dabreegster |
rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n |
Botje |
I already stockpiled millions of newlines |
dabreegster |
Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown |
dabreegster |
Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha! |