The Smithosnian (from Ozy and Millie) - Fortune

The Smithosnian (from Ozy and Millie)

Isolde: Any museum has a certain Americana factor. But the Smithosnian… This is the one place you can find the very essence of America, distilled.

Millie: Ooh.. do they let you drink it, and then take on mutant American superpowers, and then go around unilaterlly dispensing frontier-style justice in the name of "Freedom"?

Isolde: No, not usually.

Millie: Museums would be a lot more fun if they'd actually *read* what I put in their suggestion boxes.

Author D.C. Simpson
Work Ozy and Millie - "The Essence of America"