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Shlomi Fish’s Stories
Introduction
These are stories I wrote, mostly funny (or at least supposed to be funny). I
write mostly novellas -
stories that are longer than short stories, but
shorter than books. I hope you enjoy reading them.
List of Stories
A political satire about the situation that prevailed in the Israeli-Lebanese
border. Lots of exits about mathematical logic, and a general critique of the
irrationality guiding political bodies.
A member of the terrorist organisation “The Organisation” gets
up in the morning, goes to his post, and quits. But before he
leaves, he makes a suggestion that makes his former comrades
fight each other to death. Join the now ex‐Member of the
Organisation as he embarks on an egotrip, where he tries to
prove that A can in fact be not‐A, whether or not Aristotle
would agree.
A two-part episode of Friends that parodies the book The Fountainhead by
Ayn Rand. Note that I received input from one person who is not familiar with
the show, yet enjoyed this work very much.
A story about teenagers in Los Angeles, California, around 2005, who are
dealing extensively with open-source development. An unlikely female
software hacker
(not a computer intruder) wannabe is getting tutored by an even more
unlikely, but much more experienced, female software hacker.
My own invented episode of the new crop of Star Trek series.
In this episode we discover the true essence of the Q Continuum, and some
“Living Dead”: conscious beings (including humans) who reportedly died, but
actually were saved and still live a prosperous life elsewhere.
An Anglo-American geeky girl in her high school senior year in 2011
California, ends up finding out that she is none other than The Slayer,
a legendary heroine who is destined to slay many notable vampires and demons,
culminating in none other than The Master. See how she manages to do so,
despite being completely non-violent, and even supportive of the demons she
encounters.
This screenplay, a parody and reflection on
Buffy the
Vampire Slayer (both the movie and the show) and inspired by many
other sources, is work-in-progress.
A description of an insane week in the life of a female American
graphic artist. A typical Hollywoodian story with not so Holywoodian elements.
Work in progress, and available only in Hebrew for the time being.
A parody about humanity and modern life in particular. Humanity describes
a day in the life of a Semitic city circa 500 B.C. Work in progress.
Screenplays for a series of crazy comedy films parodying
Fantasy
Role-Playing Games. Join the band of Player Characters called “The
Blue Rabbit Adventuring Company”, as they journey in the imaginary
world that was invented by the game master, and their struggles and
encounters with monsters, the non-player characters, their players,
and... the Game Master! (Muahahahahaha).
Work in progress.
