Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
Sarah Michelle Gellar. She played Buffy Summers on Buffy, and I was 20 at the time. After I became maniacal, I imagined her as a wild and polyamorous girl who duplicated herself several times using Star Trek transporters and "all of her duplicates came out more normal than her".
As this 1998 email exchange indicates we still held her in some contempt, which is not unusual historically for entertainers.