"Cracka's Paradise"

Introduction

This is a geek parody of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise". It's still incomplete and rather lame, but you may still enjoy it.

Lyrics

As I surf through the cable of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my quota and realise there's none left.
Cause I've been hacking and slashdotting so long, that
Even my admin thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never port-scanned a guy that didn't deserve it
He be treated like a cyberpunk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you ytalking and where you surfing
Or you and your newbies might be tracerouted.

I really hate to strip, but I went out of scope
As they croak() I see myself in the circuit smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little newbies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the screen-light

Been spending most our lives
Living in a Cracka's Paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a Cracka's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a Cracka's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a Cracka's Paradise

Tell me why are we - so near-sighted to see,
That the ones we hack - are you and me?