The story so far: slashdot.org's darling filmmaker Natalie Portman has realised that Hollywood's disapproval of crossovers and parodies and its insistence of accepting screenplays only in its draconian, finnicky, and boring format has deprived it of almost all honest hobbyist screenplay writers and made most big name "acting-for-fun" actors "unemployed".

As a result, she licensed some franchises and decided to codirect the 1992-born YouTube singer and budding actress Tiffany Alvord as her iconic Queen Padmé Amidala (from Star Wars Ep. I).

Queen Padmé is 10 years into her reign, and needs to handle a range of issues, such as the first attempt to assassinate her (by two Klingon warriors), and fighting global warming in Planet Spaceball.