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Muppets: “Harry Potter” [possible satire]
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Abstract
Sesame Street hosts the stars of Harry Potter as they battle “He Who Must Not Be Named 2” a.k.a “The Amazing Mumford”, who is a very deadly Dark Arts magician, who annoys everyone to death.
Sesame Street about Harry Potter
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Note: This screenplay was written by Shlomi Fish, and is original artwork. ]
[ Abstract: Harry and Hermione are on a mission to vanquish “He who must not be named 2” a.k.a The Amazing Mumford, who is a very deadly Dark Arts magician, who annoys everyone to death. ]
[ This text is Copyright by Shlomi Fish, 2014 and is made available under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Unported Licence (CC-by-nc-sa) (or at your option - any later version). ]
Harry and Hermione’s Mission
PrevNode LinkNext[ J. K. Rowling (= “JKR”) is sitting in an American Sesame Street setting in front of a crowd of children, adults, and muppets, telling a new story. ]
[ The crowd says “Yay!”. ]
[ Cut to the restaurant with Harry and Hermione (played by their original actors) sitting and chatting. ]
[ A waitress arrives with their order. ]
[ Dumbledore Two who looks like Cookie Monster with a Dumbledore-like hat materialises. ]
[ Harry and Hermione look at him with amazement. ]
[ He takes a “2” shape-like Styrofoam number from behind his back. After a short while, he eats it. ]
[ Dumbledore Two disappears in a puff of smoke. ]
The Amazing Mumford
PrevNode LinkNext[ Harry and Hermione go to see the Amazing Mumford, and notice his stage magic is indeed awful. After the first performance, they talk to him behind the stage, and understand that he is afraid to fail. So they tell him that it is OK if he fails, if people don’t like him too much, that even very experienced people fail some times, and that he should just be himself. After that his stage magic becomes much better. ]
The Beautiful Assistant
PrevNode LinkNext[ Harry and Hermione look at her in amazement. ]
[ Note: Ms. Swanepoel was chosen due to topping the 2014 Maxim Hot 100. ]
The Magician, His Son, His Daughter, and the Donkey
PrevNode LinkNext[ Parody of The miller, his son and the donkey called "The magician, his son, his daughter, and the donkey." with Hermione and Harry Potter and with Donkey from Shrek. ]
[ Shows The Amazing Mumford. ]
[ Shows Harry Potter. ]
[ Shows Hermione. ]
[ Shows Donkey from Shrek. ]
[ Human-Like Muppets ]
[ Harry Potter and Hermione get on Donkey, and they continue. ]
[ There's a distant sound of a military trumpet.
A large part of the United States Cavalry arrives to protect Mumford, Harry, Hermione, and “Donkey” (who is still a stallion). ]
[ Distant shrieks of loud Eagles. ]
[ Eagle-mounted Tolkienian elves ("elfs" ?) arrive armed with longbows and escort the quartet and the cavalry. ]
[ Cut to the Sesame Street setting. ]
Kermit the Frog Chats with JKR, Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe
PrevNode LinkNext[ TODO : FILL IN. ]
“Do It All With Love”
PrevNode Link[ Paul McCartney sings a modernised version of “All You Need Is Love” titled “Do It All With Love” - same music - different lyrics - accompanied by the Muppets’ band and the episode’s cast and audience. ]
