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Clarissa Darling (from Clarissa Explains it All) Facts [possible satire]

Introduction

Facts about Clarissa Darling, the protagonist of the show Clarissa Explains It All, as created by Mitchell Kriegman and played by Melissa Joan Hart.

Clarissa Darling Facts

  • Clarissa Darling can start from “I think therefore I am” and prove that the grass is green, that there are about 365 days in a year, and that Isaac Newton formulated the Law of Gravitation back in 1687.

  • Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem is about to be replaced by the Darling “Like, Totally!” Completeness Theorem.

  • Clarissa Darling will win over Chuck Norris in a battle of wits.

  • קלריסה דרלינג יכולה להתחיל מ-”אני חושב משמע אני קיים“ ולהוכיח שהדשא ירוק, שיש כ-365 ימים בשנה, ושאייזיק ניוטון ניסח את חוק הכבידה בשנת 1687.

  • משפט אי-השלמות של גדל עומד להיות מוחלף על-ידי משפט השלמות “ברצינות, חבר” של דרלינג.

  • קלריסה דרלינג תנצח את צ'אק נוריס בקרב מוחות.

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