Taylor Swift Facts [possible satire]

If Apple ever tried to sue Taylor Swift for trademark violations of Apple Swift, they would spend all their money on litigation, and still lose. This would make many lawyers richer, and the world a better place.

You might think Taylor Swift is not crazy enough to go after Apple for violating her trademark, but you'd be wrong. She is far more crazy than that. But she just doesn't give a damn.

Taylor Swift can go and destroy the White House. She and what army? Why, she and no army.

You're unlikely to see a YouTube feature "Why people stopped listening to Taylor Swift's songs any more?"

You may need to google Jennifer Lawrence but you likely know who Taylor Swift is already.

If you meet Taylor Swift on the street, have a pleasant conversation with her, and you need some money and ask her, she'll tell you: “Sure! I don't use Bitcoin because I value my time, energy and happiness too much - and those of the world's! But I've got $1,000 and $100 bills, and have a credit card if you need less. I can use PayPal on my smartphone, or SWIFT.

“So…” she'll add, “…how much money do you want?”

“How much is too much?”

“Oh, try me!”

No one is crazy enough to go after Taylor Swift because they know she is much more crazy than them.

If you ask Taylor Swift "What is the square root of 18.678?", she will answer "Why the hell does it matter?".

Taylor Swift will not even consider learning and writing Enterprise Java code, even for free, because it will be a grand waste of time. She can learn python and possibly perl fairly easily (assuming she hasn't already) but she'll always use search engines and Stackoverflow / StackExchange / etc. a lot.

Taylor Swift is an unapologetic attention whore, who will spend large amounts of money, or even time, on activities that will make her more famous or better regarded.

Taylor Swift is not the new Madonna. She is the new Socrates.