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Xena (the Warrior Princess) Facts [possible satire]

After reading the Wikipedia page about Chuck Norris Facts (and related facts), I was saddened to learn that there were none about females. So, in the name of gender equality, a collection of facts about Xena, the Warrior Princess was created.

I recall watching the show and enjoying it, though I found it a little silly. I also found the character of Xena to be more comical than strong.

Xena can meet King David for breakfast and Julius Caesar for lunch. Without time travel.
Xena beat a Goliath that was taller, and more agile than the one in the Bible. It’s not only Hollywood exaggeration.
No one calls Xena the warrior princess “Zeena” to her face and survives. Luckily for you she hasn’t visited modern-day U.S. yet.
Xena can throw a boomerang-like weapon thingy in the opposite direction and it will still hit the mark while neutralising 10 of her enemies.
Xena the Warrior Princess has not met Chuck Norris yet, or otherwise he would have been badly and permanently injured. (Inspired by ZadYree.)

זינה יכולה לפגוש את דוד המלך לארוחת בוקר ואת יוליוס קיסר לארוחת צהריים. ללא שימוש במסע בזמן.
זינה הנסיכה הלוחמת עדיין לא פגשה את צ'אק נוריס, או אחרת הוא היה חבול באופן קשה ולצמיתות. (נכתב בהשראת ZadYree.)

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