How are flying unicorn ponies called? - Fortune [possible satire]

ZetaNetai wonder, if one day, developers will lose the possibility to write code no one else can understand.
ZetaNetaIf CPUs will start running interpretable code
rindolfZetaNeta: you can always obfuscate code.
rindolfZetaNeta: nothing guarantees that a code will be readable.
ZetaNetayeah, that is why i wish people will lose the ability to write unreadable code
rindolfZetaNeta: and there's also https://github.com/kripken/emscripten which compiles from C/C++/ObjC/etc. to unreadable JS.
rindolfZetaNeta: how will you guarantee that?
ZetaNetaI cant. Thats why i wish
rindolfZetaNeta: have you heard of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halting_problem ?
rindolfZetaNeta: it may be impossible for a computer to do.
rindolfZetaNeta: if not for a human too.
rindolfZetaNeta: don't wish for the impossible.
rindolfZetaNeta: unless you'd also like to wish for pink flying unicorn ponies who drop candy.
ZetaNetaI don’t like pink, unicorns, ponies, candy and dropping stuff.
rindolfZetaNeta: it's an idiom that means that you want something that can't easily be achieved.
rindolfZetaNeta: or something Utopian or unrealistic.
ZetaNetawell... that is already way too offtopic
seaMorning!!!!!!!!
* seaappears and has cake!
* seadistributes cake
[TheFlash]maybe you meant a cross between a unicorn and a pony?
* rindolfeats the free-as-in-speech cake.
rindolfAlso zen cake - no calories.
rindolf[TheFlash]: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=pink%20flying%20unicorn%20ponies
rindolf[TheFlash]: they exist in /My Little Pony/ - ♥
seaThose actually are pegasus ponies.
seaUnicorn ponies don't fly.
seaThere are some unicorn pegasus ponies, though
seaLike princess Luna
rindolfsea: yes.
rindolfsea: isn't Princess Celestia also a Unicorn Pegasus Pony?
rindolfWell, this isn't #bronies
seaYeah, they're called an 'alicorn' officially now
rindolfsea: ah.
seaAlso, starting with the last episode of season 3, Twilight Sparkle is an Alicorn too
rindolfsea: I don't remember who she is.
rindolfsea: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Sparkle - ah , I see.
rindolfsea: yes, I know who she is (naturally).
rindolfOK, on topic.
rindolfZetaNeta: it's probable that people (or software programs) will always be able to write other programs that other people will find hard to understand, so don't wish for it to happen.
rindolfZetaNeta: you might be able to find a device that will change the laws of logic, but I find it unlikely.
rindolfWell, find or develop.
ZetaNetarindolf, Well. I have some ideas
rindolfZetaNeta: ideas?
ZetaNetaIn my understanding, there is no logic.
rindolfZetaNeta: what?
* ZetaNetadon’t wanna talk about it
rindolfZetaNeta: you don't think there's logic?
pehjotaTIL that sea is a brony. They're everywhere!
rindolfpehjota: heh.
* ZetaNetadoesn’t like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long conversations he anyway probably gonna lose
rindolfZetaNeta: well, programming is based on maths and logic.
ZetaNetarindolf, "Because you are so sure about it"
rindolfZetaNeta: what?
* ZetaNetadoesn’t like to mix software with philosophy, to avoid long pointless conversations
seapehjota: What's TIL?
rindolfsea: Today I learned.
pehjotasea: Today I learned.
seaWhoa..
pehjotaHa :)
seaHaha, your nicks both have the same length
seaso it looks like a duplicated line
rindolfsea: jinx!
* seagrabs everything made of wood and hides it
rindolfZetaNeta: anyway, the Halting Problem which is part of theoretical CS, and has an easy-to-explain informal proof, casts many doubts about a machine's (or a human's) ability to detect whether code for an arbitrary Turing complete VM is easy to understand or not, and so you might as well forget about it.
rindolf<pehjota> TIL that sea is a brony. They're everywhere! ==> not sure how useful of a fact it is.
pehjotarindolf: It was a tongue-in-cheek remark. :)
Channel#gnu
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TaglineBrony talks, pony flies
Published2014-03-20