MongoDB vs. /dev/null - Fortune [possible satire]

Hanshttp://engineering.wayfair.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mongovsdevnull.png
Hans> I’ll have to get to the bottom of those unreliable read operations. But this is looking *very* promising
Hans> /dev/null is web scale, we heard, and it supports sharding!
shlomifheheh
shlomifhave I shown you http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-sharp-programming-dev-null-is-webscale ?
Hansnope,
shlomifand http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perl-nosql-dev-null
Hans```how to properly secure it against abuse, so it will only null what you send to it. Not anything external and unsolicited.``` - sounds good
shlomifI should start a page on my wiki collecting links to the /dev/null is webscale meme
Hans>/dev/null has handled zettabytes of write-only data flawlessly
Hansmaybe ^^
shlomifthere's also https://devnull-as-a-service.com/
Hanshaha yeah
Hansbut i don’t like their setup,
Hansits not really scalable,
shlomif:-)
Hanshttps://i.imgur.com/N9Ajqcv.png
Hansyeah but really, nginx stores the entire request body, either in memory or on disk, before serving http 200
Hansthat's not optimal!
Hansif you send a too-big-request-body to this server, you'll get a `Nginx: 413 Request Entity Too Large Error`
shlomifah.
Hansdo you see my point? :P
shlomifah
shlomifnice analysis'
shlomifdid you tell them about it?
Hansnope
shlomifah
Hansmaybe i should haha
Hans>mail: mail@devnull-as-a-service.com blog: noqqe.de r: @noqqe
shlomifnice
Hans(also, if you send with content-encoding: gzip/deflate/sdch, their setup will actually bother to use cpu DECOMPRESSING it, before discarding it)
shlomifah, heh.
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Published2017-04-30