“I need an Open Source Something…” - Fortune [possible satire]

user2013I need open source remote desktop in j2me
rindolfuser2013: hi.
rindolfuser2013: you again?
user2013I need open source remote desktop in j2me
user2013I need open source remote desktop in j2me
rindolfuser2013: we heard you.
atamagawaruiuser2013: I need an open-source, free rocket launcher in either VBScript or Batch!
sksuppcan do
rindolfatamagawarui: heh.
rindolfatamagawarui: I prefer it in AutoCad's AutoLisp.
sksuppVBScript 3+ years experience, team can perform your task quickly, for 300 dollars PayPal
rindolfatamagawarui: or in PDP-10 Assembly.
atamagawaruirindolf: haha
sksuppi guarantee if you put that on freelancer
sksuppoffers will come
atamagawaruisksupp: lol, to whom are you going to outsource the task?
sksuppi know
sksuppi'll assign it as a project for this Java class i TA
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineNo problem there…
Published2013-05-24